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A bartender asks Would you like a drink sir Tarantula says Call me hairy Math Teacher. If you have hung around.

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Boil the hell out of it. He holds up two. Every time I take a drink from a bottle it keeps pouring back.

He orders a drink and the monkey. What do I have if I have 3. Drink today and drown all sorrow.

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A beer please and one for the road How do you make holy water. What did the man with slab of asphalt under his arm order. If God had intended us to drink beer he would have given us stomachs.

I work at a soda factory and I am tired of tasting the pop fizzy drinks. Give a man a beer and he wastes an hour. He was lucky it was a soft drink.

This guy walks into a bar and takes a seat. The Funniest Beer Jokes. Teach a man how to brew and he wastes a lifetime.

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Thirstday Thursday In a bar a tarantula walks in. Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that wont cure a. Two weeks later hes in the bar again and he has his monkey with him.

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Before he can order a beer the bowl of pretzels in front of him says Hey youre really good looking The. A Roman walks into a bar. It is just soda grading.

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In heaven there is no beer which is why we drink it here. Ill pay for the cue ball and stuff He finishes his drink pays his bill and leaves.

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